Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em

I saw this fashionista girl at work wearing black harem pants in the office. Pretending she was too legit to quit. Then I got my favorite trashy celeb magazine (Star) yesterday and noticed high-profile celebrities like Gwen Stefani, who actually have stylists are trying to rock the look as well.

Makes me say, "Oh my lord...

Really it was only semi-acceptable in the 90's to wear harem pants because of MC Hammer, but that fad died as quickly with his career, so a decade later there should be no reason that someone would be wearing these baggy, saggy, unflattering pants out in public.

The only exception would be on October 31st and then only if it's all gold & shiny, complete with a pimped out gold boombox....


(Kevin you should totally do it!)